I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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