Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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