It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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