you guys were way drunker than both of me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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