this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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