You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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