i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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