Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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