Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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