sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i now understand why vodka
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
