We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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