He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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