I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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