Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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