im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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