I'm eating all of the evidence.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
