I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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