if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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