I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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