how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize