Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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