Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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