fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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