Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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