How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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