You're so nebulous sometimes
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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