Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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