who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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