It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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