Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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