My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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