11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
