But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
