I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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