i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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