tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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