Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize