Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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