And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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