Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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