no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I need you to use more vowels.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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