HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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