Yo dont text me then not text me
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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