Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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