I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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