Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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