Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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