so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
