that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The struggles of a small town man whore
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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