Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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