is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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