this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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