If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I need to sanitize my soul.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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