Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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