what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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