If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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