porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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