You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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